me when i am mildly inconvenienced:
thIS IS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
me when i am legitimately hurt/distressed:
no no it's fine i've had worse
people who have reached ultimate thirst status are amazing like you should get a gold star or something because damn and that shit is hilarious good for you dude
Benedict does the thing:
Tumblr reacts to the thing:
Have you ever shared a room with someone who actually complains about everything? It’s pretty annoying. Like all she does is like complain that my music is too loud or my side too messy or like she’ll tell me to turn the lights off so she can sleep. This wouldn’t be too bad if it weren’t for the fact that she turns the lights on when she wakes up and I’m asleep and she’ll use her blow dryer at like 7am when I don’t have class until 11. When I wake up before her if I so much as creak the floorboards she wakes up and says that I’m inconsiderate. Just ugh I wish I was better at standing up for myself sometimes and I wish I could just say no when she tells me to play one direction instead of whatever else I’m listening to. Like I love one direction a lot but I need to listen to other stuff too god. Also she stays up on Wednesdays watching movies on my friends Netflix without headphones. Life with her is so stressful and she always calls me lazy and stupid and just ugh I wish I had money to move out.
A woman in her natural state of body (that is with no make-up, without shaving, etc) is not masculine.